Off The Wagon

Off The Wagon Been dry long enough My brain and body need some abuse Rake me over the coals And I'll try to think of an excuse I set a goal and it won't be hard Hit every bar on the boulevard Bad idea yeah yeah you're probably right But I won't be a designated driver tonight Off the wagon and on the town Just how much I've embarrassed myself Well I haven't got a clue Did I throw a drink in your face Or tell you how much I love you Oh shit I lost my ID Hook up a Jagermeister IV