F*** A Dog

F*** A Dog [Tom] I want to f*** a dog in the a** [Mark] He wants to f*** a dog in the a** [Tom] I wanna f*** a dog I tried to f*** your mom in the a** Tried to f*** your dad in the a** Could only find the dog....and his a** [Mark and Tom] We wanna f*** a dog in the a** We wanna f*** a dog in the a** We wanna f*** a dog [Tom] I tried to f*** a f****** pirate in the a** [Mark] Aargh me and me first mate asurvy cur [Tom] Tried to f*** a f****** pirate But I've found the dog [Mark, in Mexican accent] Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister [Mark] It's a Mexican pirate [Mark and Tom] We want to f*** a dog in the a** We want to f*** a dog in the a** Wanna f*** a f****** dog [Mark] F*** you