I Want My House Back

I Want My House Back I just want my fuc*** house back Free me from this football hell And my kitchen is full of snacks All i want is a place to smoke my crack Without having to hide from the public Always sneaking off in the back Yea, all i want is a place to park my car Without having to use the street To wanna keep it safe in my garage Yea all i want is a place that i can hide in Where i can open up my slip and slide Where i can run, where i can take a dive Cuz i am home Is where my heart is Yea home is where i belong Yea home is the best place to take a seat Home cooked meal is what i wanna eat On my own place mat I just want my fuc*** house back I just want my fuc*** house back With time to rest my dogs And plenty more time to find the cat All i want is a day to do the laundry But that's a bit of a quandary Cuz i gots no house to help me Yea all i want is a place to keep things quiet So i can play scrabble in the nude Don't knock it untill you've tried it Yea all i want is a chance to scratch the floor Cuz i could rearrange my furniture In hopes to block the door Cuz i be home Is where my heart is Home is where i belong Home is the best place to take a nap Only place on earth that feels safe to crap Home is what i want and that's a fact I just want my fuc*** house back