Miss Otis Regrets

Miss Otis Regrets Miss Otis regrets, She's unable to lunch today, madam, Miss Otis regrets, She's unable to lunch today. She is sorry to be delayed, But last evening down in Lover's Lane, She strayed, madam, Miss Otis regrets, She's unable to lunch today. When she woke from her dream And found that her love was gone, madam, She ran to the man Who had led her so far astray, And from under her velvet gown, She drew a gun And shot her love down, madam, Miss Otis regrets, She's unable to lunch today. Then the mob came and got her And dragged her from the jail, madam, They strung her Upon the old willow across the way, And the moment before she died, She lifted up Her lovely head and cried, madam. Miss Otis regrets, She's unable to lunch today. Today...