1, 2 Many

1, 2 Many Well I got a call from Rowdy ‘round six o'clock Sayin' he caught a hankerin' for a honky tonk Wants an ice cold beer and a country song But he didn't want to stay out all night long Well I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There's no stoppin' me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand man, I'm wide ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past 10 I'm half past tipsy And quarter to 12, man I done had plenty The countdowns on when the first beer hits me 5-4-3-2-1 too many After five diet Millers I was feelin' loose Singin' karaoke to a TL tune When a pretty little thing shot me a wink She said, "Hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?" Well hey, baby doll, I will if you want But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There's no stoppin' me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand man, I'm wide ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past 10 I'm half past tipsy And quarter to 12, man I done had plenty The countdowns on when the first beer hits me 5-4-3-2-1 too many Now I've never been the kind to quit Won't stop 'til I get to the bottom of this The night's still young so whatcha say we shotgun one? Hell we'll shoot one with you Luke, come on Ronnie There's no stoppin' me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand man, I'm wide ass open The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb About half past 10 I'm half past tipsy And quarter to 12 I done had plenty The countdowns on when the first beer hit me 5-4-3-2-1 too many Yeah, 5-4-3-2-1 too many Come on, that's a fuc*** country song right there