If I Were A Bell

If I Were A Bell Ask me how do I feel Now that we're cosy and clinging Well sir, all I can say is If I were a bell I'd be ringing! From the moment we kissed goodnight That's the way I just gotta behave And if I were a lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave! Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well sir, all I can say is If I were a gate I'd be swinging! And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring Oh, and if I were a bell I'd go 'Ding dong ding dong ding!' Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well sir, all I can say is If I were a bridge I'd be burning! Well, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked! Ask me how do I feel Now that we're fondly caressing And if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing! Or if I were a season I'd surely be Spring Yes, and if I were a bell Say, if I were a bell If I were a bell I'd go 'Ding dong ding dong ding!'