I Have a Hat for That

I Have a Hat for That [THE HABERDASHER] Would you like a bowler? Would you like a fez? I'd take the cap that can remember everything she says A visor that can sniff out trouble, boil tea and blow a bubble I have a hat for that Would you prefer a top hat that can shoot out flames? A sombrero with a periscope could help you with your aim A French beret that really slays, that comes in blues and blacks and grays I have a hat for that A boater with a narrow brim that sprays out gases, very grim A beanie with a map for the explorer A driving cap for getaways that navigates the motorways But you look like a fan of thе fedora Whatever kind of hеadgear you've been dreaming of I have the latest this and that and all of the above A topper that is prim and proper for my number one crime stopper I have a hat for that Yes, I have a hat for that Ooh, but I don't do shoes, that's two doors down