We Never Have Sex Anymore

We Never Have Sex Anymore We never have sex anymore We never roll around on the floor like we did so long ago You never yell at me anymore You never want to even the score like you did so long ago But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining And you always leave my dinner on the stove Baby, please! If you won't love me, will you hate me? If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me? Baby, please! (we never have sex anymore) It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other's what I say Hey, hey, hey We never have sex anymore We never make love till we're sore like we did so long ago We never have emotional strife You never even threaten my life like you did so long ago But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining And you let me drive your car when you're not home Baby, please! If you won't love me, will you hate me? If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me? Baby, please! (we never have sex anymore) It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other's what I say Hey, hey, hey We used to do it constantly We used to have a ball We used to do it everywhere We never do it at all, oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Baby, please! If you won't love me, will you hate me? If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me? Baby, please! (we never have sex anymore) It feels like war under the covers, one way or the other's what I say Hey, hey, hey We never have sex anymore, oh We never have sex anymore, oh We never have sex anymore, oh We never have sex anymore, oh