Almost Illegal

Almost Illegal Yeah, I said yeah I remember the first time That I ever seen her face I was standing by the drug store Tryin' to save the human race Took a raincheck on a blind date To get her prescription filled We had a short talk and a long walk Through the lazy cottonfield It was hot She was cool and sultry We made love I was broke and lonely She's wonderful, so beautiful So delectable, she's mine She's desirable, so lovable And it's criminal, almost illegal Well we woke up in a barnyard When I heard a farmer shout \"Get away, boy, from my daughter!\" When a shotgun rang out We took off She was right behind me Ran like the wind What a crazy lady She's fabulous, so sensuous She's marvelous, she's mine I'm delirious, it's serious Kinda dangerous, almost illegal Bring it down, now. We had a one child by the springtime And another on the way I got a new life and a good wife Ain't that amazing grace It was hot She was cool and sultry We made love I was broke and lonely She's wonderful, she's beautiful She's desirable, she's mine I'm delirious, she's serious It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal Wonderful, so beautiful She's not a radical, but she's mine She's fabulous, so sensuous And it's marvelous, almost illegal Beautiful and she's wonderful So desirable, almost illegal