Another Good Reason

Another Good Reason I woke up the other night lyin' on the floor Just because of what I said before She said, \"My name's Juliet, but Romeo you ain't\" That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this, I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason not to drink I can't go see my best friend, he said stay away Just because of what I said on his wedding day \"You ought to call her Sherman, 'cause she looks just like a tank\" That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this, I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason not to drink I'm gonna sue the city about that police man Last night as I left the bar, he stepped right on my hand He, \"Are you drunk or blind\"; I said, \"Let me think\" That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this, I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason not to drink That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober, I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this, I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason Baby, let me in, I'm freezin' Another good reason not to drink